Looking for a partner in crime and keeping it real

Genuinely, honestly I'm just tired of being the third wheel at every dinner party my friends host. I have to say, i'm the person who adopts every dog I see and has to physically restrain myself at shelters. What I want is someone to enjoy weekends with around Ocala and see where it goes. Candidly, i go to the forest to hike and I identify every mushroom I see with my guidebook. I'm free weekend mornings and I'd love to grab a drink somewhere in Oklahoma City. Honestly, if you know Louisville well enough to plan a good first date message me.