Surf before work, wine after

I surf before work and drink wine after and I think that's a balanced life. I'm 34, a freelance writer, and I'm looking for someone who doesn't need me to explain my schedule. I'm independent, introspective, and I write in cafes and watch people and steal their stories. I want someone who's okay with being written about eventually, only in flattering ways I promise. I'm funny on paper and shy in person, which makes dating fun. I want someone patient enough to get to know the loud version of me. She's in there.