Montecito adjacent and humble

I live just this side of Montecito and I like to pretend the wealth doesn't affect me. I'm 28, a teacher, and I'm looking for someone real in a town that sometimes feels like a movie set. I'm goofy, earnest, and I laugh at my own jokes before I finish them. I want someone who'll ride bikes to the beach with me and eat fish tacos on a bench. I'm not interested in your car or your portfolio. I'm interested in how you treat the waiter and whether you call your mom. Keep it simple and I'll do the same.