American Riviera local seeking real

They call this the American Riviera and I call it home and also sometimes a very expensive fishbowl. I'm 29, a marine biologist at the museum, and I spend half my life in a wetsuit. I'm looking for someone who can hold a conversation about something other than real estate prices. I'm sarcastic, outdoorsy, and I have a freckle on my left shoulder that looks like a tiny map of Italy. I want a man who'll paddleboard with me in the morning and drink cheap wine with me at night. I'm done with men who are more in love with themselves than with anyone else.