Garbage Plate Defender and Midnight Talker

I will fight anyone who says a garbage plate isn't a legitimate meal. Two in the morning, Nick Tahou's, and I'm in heaven. I'm 24, a line cook downtown, and my schedule is upside down, which means I'm wide awake when most people are dreaming. I want someone who keeps weird hours or at least doesn't mind that I do. I've been single since I moved here from Buffalo a year ago and the dating scene has been underwhelming. Every guy I've met wants to text for weeks without meeting. I want face-to-face. Real time, real conversation, real chemistry. I'm direct and I don't apologize for it. If you can handle a woman who knows what she wants and says so, let's grab a plate.