Corn Maze Enthuslist Seeks Autumn Partner

Fall in upstate New York is the best season in the country and I will not be accepting arguments. The apple orchards, the cider, the way the hills explode into color, it's overwhelming in the best way. I'm 26, a marketing coordinator, and I spend every October weekend at some farm between here and Naples. I want someone who gets seasonal joy. A man who'll pick apples without rushing and pose for a photo without groaning. My last date told me fall was overrated and I ended it that same afternoon. I'm not rigid about much but I am about autumn enthusiasm. If your favorite season is summer, I won't judge you, but if you can't appreciate a pumpkin patch, we're fundamentally incompatible.