Emigrant Lake splash and laugh

I'm twenty-eight and my ideal July afternoon involves Emigrant Lake, a cheap inflatable I'll probably pop, and someone who'll laugh when I fall off it instead of rushing to help like it's an emergency. I work in fitness instruction, so I spend my days being perky and encouraging, and by evening I want to be the version of me that's a little messy and real. I'm looking for someone who doesn't need me to be on. I'm direct, affectionate, and I have a zero-tolerance policy for people who say they're five minutes away when they haven't left yet. Just tell me the truth. I'll like you more for it.