Keeping expectations low but hopes high and willing to see where things go

I'm into making my own mustard and I have three varieties in my fridge. I'm at the point where I want someone who makes my heart feel calm instead of anxious. I'm the person who keeps every greeting card in a box under my bed. I'm looking for someone to explore Santa Barbara with whether that's new restaurants or random adventures. I'm free most weeknights after seven and I'd love to sit somewhere and talk somewhere in Naples. If you can make me laugh in one sentence I'll buy the first round.