Looking for my next adventure and no I am not a bot

And if you are wondering about thing number 31699 that matters to me, it is consistency. And if you are wondering about thing number 31701 that matters to me, it is consistency. Candidly, i'm the friend who remembers the exact date of every significant event in your life. What I want is someone to enjoy weekends with around Rio Grande Valley and see where it goes. I'm free whenever I'm not on call and I'd love to find a patio somewhere in Honolulu. Honestly, i respond to messages that show you actually read the profile and bonus points for making me laugh.