Just moved here, show me around

Twenty-six, just relocated from Pittsburgh for a job at Aetna. I don't know a single person in Hartford and the apps have been a disaster so far. I'm an introvert who forces herself to be social, which means I'm great for about two hours and then I need a nap. I want someone who'll be my tour guide without making it weird. Show me the good pizza place, the dive bar that doesn't card too hard, the spot by the river where you go to think. I'm a slow warm-up but once I trust you I'm all there. I have a tattoo I regret, a dog I don't, and a deep appreciation for anyone who plans the date.