Midstate winter hibernation partner

I'm thirty-five and January through March in Pennsylvania is brutal and I need someone to hibernate with. I work in HR for a state agency, I have a fireplace and a streaming password and a cat who sleeps on my head, and I'm looking for someone to round out the winter survival kit. I'm funny in a dry way, I make incredible soups, and I think the test of a relationship is whether you can spend twelve straight hours in sweatpants together and still like each other. I'm low-key, I value comfort and honesty, and I want someone who doesn't need to go out to have a good time. Couch nights are underrated.