Too Smart for My Own Good Sometimes

I'm 23 and I just finished my undergrad in philosophy, which means I'm qualified to overthink everything and get paid for nothing. Kidding — I actually have a job in policy research. I'm the person who asks 'but why' at parties and I'm looking for someone who doesn't find that exhausting. I came out as bisexual two years ago and I'm still figuring out what dating looks like for me, so patience is appreciated. The campus squirrels are more aggressive than any human I've dated. I want someone who'll debate me about whether cereal is soup and not take it personally when I win. Wit is the way to my heart.