Golden triangle museum hopper

I live in the Golden Triangle and I go to the art museum on free days and pretend I understand it. I'm 28, a grant writer, and I'm looking for someone who'll go with me and also pretend. I'm curious, earnest, and I have a dog who's better behaved than I am. I want someone who asks questions and doesn't need to have answers. I love this city's museums and its libraries and its weird public art. I want a man who notices things and wants to talk about them. I'm not looking for someone who knows everything, just someone who wonders.