East Village Girl Looking for Real

I'm 24 and I run the social media for a small nonprofit, which means I'm online too much and I need someone to pull me into the physical world. I live above a shop in the East Village and I can walk to three different coffee places in under five minutes, which is the kind of thing I find genuinely exciting. I've been on exactly two dates since moving here from Cedar Rapids and both of them talked about crypto the entire time. I'm not asking for much. A guy who makes me laugh, doesn't live with his parents, and would be willing to split a cheese board at a wine bar on a Thursday. Is that so hard to find in this town?