Giving this a shot and hoping to click

I admit that i want to meet someone who'll go to the mountains with me and not miss their phone signal. In all seriousness, i'm sarcastic to a fault but I cry at dog videos and I've made peace with that contradiction. And if you are wondering about thing number 23829 that matters to me, it is consistency. I'm free mornings before my shift and I'd love to go for a hike somewhere in St Cloud. I want someone in Fort Myers who can match my energy and isn't afraid to be themselves. Honestly, tell me something you love about Houston and I'll tell you mine.