Want something real with no expectations

In all seriousness, i want to meet someone who'll go to the mountains with me and not miss their phone signal. I want to meet someone in Shreveport who makes me excited to check my phone. In all seriousness, i'm the type who cries at commercials and laughs at funerals and I can't explain either one. I admit that i'm into making chocolate truffles and I give them as gifts to hosts. I'm free afternoons between two and five and I'd love to catch a show somewhere in Grand Rapids. Really though, shoot me a message and let's grab a drink somewhere in Pittsburgh.