Not looking for serious and seeing if we connect

In all seriousness, i've been single long enough to know exactly what I want and I refuse to settle for less. In all seriousness, i'm a seasonal decorator who goes overboard for every holiday. I admit that i go to the beach to collect sea glass and I have jars of it all over my apartment. I'm free afternoons between two and five and I'd love to go for a run somewhere in Birmingham. I want a connection that's fun and easy with someone who knows their way around Sioux City. Honestly, tell me your favorite SF Bay Area memory and I'll share mine.