Want someone to text at midnight and my dog will be there

And if you are wondering about thing number 23185 that matters to me, it is consistency. I admit that i'm the type who falls down Wikipedia rabbit holes at midnight about topics I'll never need to know about. Candidly, i'm into making my own pesto and I grow the basil in my windowsill. I'm free early mornings and I'd love to go for a hike somewhere in Baltimore. What I want is someone to check out events with around Bakersfield and see where it goes. Honestly, if you know Appleton-Oshkosh well enough to plan a good first date message me.